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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third."
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"Yo mamma is so stupid she thought the fast Fourier transform was a way to complete your bachelor's degree."
"The worst thing about Muhammad Ali sending a ""Tweet"" to Mayweather . . . Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it."
"Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend Fair trade if you ask me"
"facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces"
"Why did the kids get in trouble for eating the sausages? They were brats"
"A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face"
"You know, I really hate Mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes They just cross the border."
"What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague? If you need me, I'll be in my Lab."
"Why did the otter cross the road? To say ""hello from the otter side"""