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Joke of the Day

"What's a fireman's favourite drink? Water."

"A lady says to the psychiatrist, ""I think I might be a nymphomaniac."" He says, ""I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour."" She says, ""How much for all night?"""

"I want to apologize to the person who followed me at 2:21am and unfollowed me by 6:45am. It was a wild ride, and I will miss you."

"I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."

"Have you see the film about the guy who can't stop crywanking? It was a tearjerker."

"What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant? They both have wings, except for the elephant."

"I think my calculator is broken... The only numbers that seem to work are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. It's very odd."

"Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday? Because he had a wee cough"

"""WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! After you try this delicious glazed poultry I've prepared for you all."" --General Tso"

"Alcohol is best served."