1732
Joke of the Day
"I would help you carry some of those bushes... but I've already got two palms on my hands."
Next Joke
"9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%."
"Age and sport Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"
"Why did the gamer start working out? He wanted to finally get respecced."
"What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory? Two test tickles."
"Lawrence starts cooking Lawrence checks Twitter Lawrence smells smoke Lawrence Fishburne"
"Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in."
"Conan refuses to accept a 12:05 Tonight Show. NBC says he can't leave. I'm just waiting for Obama to say Leno is a ""jackass""."
"Lit a few candles after my power went out last night. My cat has been scared shitless ever since. Ever since I put the pussy on the chain wax"
"My answer to everything today will be FUCK YOU, I'M AN ANTEATER!"