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Joke of the Day

"I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her. After all, if Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter, I'd date her too."

"I just poured myself some iced tea. I could have sworn I heard one of the beers in my fridge whisper ""What the F*ck!?"""

"Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don't have to see, touch, or smell them."

"What was the name of the Indian dating site? Connect the dots"

"Fred came home from his first day at school. ""Nothing exciting happened"" he told his mother ""Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"""

"Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations."

"my favourite position is 68 you do me, and i'll owe you one."

"How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair."

"What's brown and sticky? Muhammed Ali opening a can of coke"

"What do you call a group of singing killer whales? An orca-stra."