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Joke of the Day
"What do call a 5 person orgy of only black people? A threesome."
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"Told to me today by a random toddler Her: Knock, knock Me: Who's there? Banana Banana who? Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? Best telling of that joke ever."
"Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble."
"SPOILER ALERT: Unrefrigerated milk goes bad quickly."
"There's a little ""I'm jealous"" in every ""whatever."""
"I'm selling my Theremin.... I haven't touched it in years."
"These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college."
"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw!"
"I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs."