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Joke of the Day
"Marriage. When dating goes too far."
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"what weighs more on the moon than on earth? a helium baloon"
"What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested? I'm-in-a-cent!"
"Circumcision jokes are.... ....pointless."
"So Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) came out as gay ....I guess that's why all of their products suck dick."
"What does Brown Santa say? ""Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."""
"A man walks into a bell tower and shoots 16 people... America responds by restricting access to bell towers."
"When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second. The refill contained the antidote."
"Tech support in the military Troubleshoot to kill."
"Are your parents bakers? Cause youre inbread."