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Joke of the Day
"Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April? Because it brings Mayflowers."
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"Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless it lives with a woman"
"What does Hitler do on a windy day? He flies a kike."
"""What were you before you came to school boys and girls?"" asked the teacher hoping that someone would say ""babies."" She was disappointed when all the children cried out ""Happy!"""
"What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?? ""Meowch!"""
"Pregnant - Beyonce Pregnant with twins - Beytwice"
"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"Saw a monarch butterfly today, what made it special is that it was the first time it wasn't stamped on top of a strippers ass."
"Why did the banana go to the hospital? It wasn't peeling well."