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Joke of the Day

"Why did the banana go to the hospital? It wasn't peeling well."

"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is antonym ME: synonym JUDGE: no you have to spell it, not give an example ME: *lips on mic* i-t"

"Apparently, you can only say ""Look at you! You got so big!"" to kids. Old girlfriends tend to get offended. Who knew?"

"Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni but they got plane"

"Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !"

"Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your parents."

"A woman said to her husband: ""Tie me and I'll let do what you want"" Then, he tied her and slept with the maid"

"Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

"I used to date a baker... But she was too kneady."