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Joke of the Day
"Pregnant - Beyonce Pregnant with twins - Beytwice"
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"Why aren't Jews easily distracted? because they've been to concentration camp."
"Have you heard the new yoga joke? It's kind of a stretch..."
"Why do fat chicks give good head? Because they have to"
"I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that."
"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"
"The Olympians stories are amazing! The Ukrainian whose family was killed, the Korean who escaped slavery, the American who never had wifi."
"""Screw you, my face doesn't look like that at all"" - an actual duck."
"That whole ""letting go"" of your ex is always more satisfying when they're dangling over an abyss."
"What happened to Voldemort's face? Nobody nose."