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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the two tampons talk to each other? Because they were stuck up bitches."
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"Two jews walk into A bar... Ahbar then gets insulted that the jews even looked at him and demands that his country declares war on Israel for these unspeakable crimes."
"The hardest part about having a beard Washing the smell of pussy out of it everyday."
"Teacher And Student Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor."
"""How's your sexual history?"" Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be ""deletable"""
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
"Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke"
"What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP BANG BANG CLOP CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting"
"Two old ladies sitting on a park bench.. Two old ladies sitting on a park bench, a streaker ran by. One of them had a stroke, the other just couldn't reach."
"Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean? It is italicized."