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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the two tampons talk to each other? Because they were stuck up bitches."
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"Why does Jesus perform miracles on quadriplegics? He can't fuckin stand 'em."
"A Latvian joke. J: Kapec vistas skerso celu? A: Lai noklutu uz otru pusi!"
"Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?"
"Some people say i'm conflicted... I'm not so sure."
"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""
"So there was this guy who flew so close to the sun he was able to touch it in exactly one spot... ...after that, he was a real tangent."
"She:I'm furious with my son He's playing Doctor with Neighbor's daughter He:Its curiosity about sex She:Sex? He's taken her appendix out"
"What was Trump's reaction to the petition for him to release his tax returns Not my precedent"
"Did year about the phone war between the iPhone 6s and Samsung s6 I hear the S6 has an edge."