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Joke of the Day

"So there was this guy who flew so close to the sun he was able to touch it in exactly one spot... ...after that, he was a real tangent."

"My car was making this annoying sound . . . . . . so I went to see a mechanic. Me: My car is making an annoying sound. Mechanic: Easy fix. Reach over. Open the door. And push her out."

"Did you know they are making an action movie about the great composers? Arnold Schwarzeneggar says he'll be Bach."

"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"

"What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up? Brush Limbaugh"

"I was surprised that my skin products kept moving around my medicine cabinet But it turns out it was just brownian lotion."

"Man's appearance is not the most important thing. There are worse flows."

"HARRY POTTER: Alohamora MORA: Aloha, Harry"

"trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song"

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With Nazi's"