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Joke of the Day

"Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it's up to you."

"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."

"To a struggling artist: ""Don't give up... ...the day job."""

"Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment."

"I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation."

"A mate of mine held up a sign that said 'BNAG'... I said, ""That's bang out of order!"""

"Do you know how you can tell your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"The Disney Channel should be renamed 'Celebrity Prehab.'"

"What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin? Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share."

"A family walks into a hotel... ... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck"""