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Joke of the Day

"I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation."

"So I'm having sexy times With my girl when I stop and hold perfectly still. She asks ""what are you doing?"" I say ""it's a new move I learned on the Internet, it's called buffering!"""

"What do you say to Simba when he's slow? Mufasa! ""move faster"" heu heu heu"

"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"

"What do West Africans eat for dinner. Ebola soup."

"I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae."

"Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey? Because he'd always get nailed into the boards"

"How does a Jewish guy get his favorite beer? Hebrews it himself."

"How do you kill a Byzantine? You push him into an Ottoman."

"If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents."