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Joke of the Day

"A family walks into a hotel... ... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck"""

"if your grave doesnt say ""rest in peace"" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war"

"What did baby corn say to mumma corn? Where's popcorn?"

"What's a Mexican's favourite letter? C. LOL! I heard this at work today, top fucking bantz!"

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"I told my friends I found my Lasik surgeon on Yelp and they were horrified. Or interested, I'm not sure, I can't make out faces so well."

"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."

"Where does a race on the Swedish border end at? The Finnish line."

"Why did the pirate date the mermaid? He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty."

"Post the most offensive jokes you can think of The child abuser motto: hit them before puberty does"