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Joke of the Day
"To a struggling artist: ""Don't give up... ...the day job."""
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"A guy ran into a bar... ...he had to be hospitalized."
"your honor, i nominate the real murderer for the ice bucket challenge!! [a guy stands up] nice"
"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."
"Why couldn't the Italian get into his house? Because he had gnocchi."
"Light a man a fire... Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life. (I know it's a repost, but I've never seen the play on words, shame)"
"My cat just winked at me and now it's awkward because I only see her as a friend."
"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."