178384

Joke of the Day

"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Yeah, great food but no atmosphere."

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball."

"(Q)..... What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? (A)..... Swim."

"'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'"

"There has been a rise in sheeple recently. Someone better tell the sheep shaggers to wear some protection."

"Circles. I don't see the point in them."

"I ordered a new joke in the mail... It's pretty funny, but I haven't quite gotten the delivery yet"

"Just watched two of my kids try and fail to open a cereal box so I've concluded that playing Mozart during pregnancy is bullshit."

"So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD."