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Joke of the Day
"whats a pimps favorite cereal? cheeryhoes"
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"Sorry I ate your baby but you shouldn't have wrapped it like a burrito."
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"Don't say you love me unless you have bought me a miniature donkey. Without the donkey, they are just empty, meaningless words."
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"3 old ladies go to a baseball game with a bottle of liquor. They finish the bottle...what inning is it and what are the circumstances on the field? Bottom of the fifth and all the bags are loaded."
"Q: Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger? A: The baby. It was a little Bigger."
"I just drank another bottle of brake fluid. My friends think I'm addicted, but I can stop when I want to."
"A liar, a cheat, and a bigot walked into a bar... ""Let's make America great again!"" he said."