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Joke of the Day
"How many sea men can fit in a circle 2 rads"
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"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"
"Hey thieves, ya know what's easier than avoiding rape in prison? A job."
"Sometimes I bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up."
"How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. Are your drugs missing?"
"Chess with Australians must get so confusing. ""Check, mate."" ""Naw mate, that's just a check."" ""That's what I said. Check, mate"""
"The blind have a braille version of the bible... The Really Holy Bible."
"Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?"
"Rape Such a short word for such a long sentence."
"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."