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Joke of the Day

"How many sea men can fit in a circle 2 rads"

"What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath."

"Thursday is like your high school boyfriend. It feels good but you know something better is right around the corner."

"What's the difference between a whore and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it's slapped"

"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? **An American.**"

"What do you get when you put tea in pans pants"

"Shark Who Attacked Surfer: ""I Was Just Trying To Impress My Girlfriend"""

"I'm no scientist, but I've long held the theory that monkeys are not as smart as humans because they don't have human brains."

"Jeffrey Dahmer was HOT. He had the body of a much younger man."

"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg)."