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Joke of the Day

"3 old ladies go to a baseball game with a bottle of liquor. They finish the bottle...what inning is it and what are the circumstances on the field? Bottom of the fifth and all the bags are loaded."

"I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full."

"ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! Hahaha. Just kidding Tina! But in all seriousness that's quite a serious infection you have here. - Me as a Gynaecologist"

"What's the best part about sex with a pregnant woman? Getting head at the same time."

"A dog is similar to a banana... ... if you bite it, the mushroom overheats the toaster"

"The barber from across the street was just arrested for selling drugs. I was his customer for 3 years. Didn't know he was also a barber."

"This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians."

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team? Cause she ran away from the ball"

"I think you should be able to plead ""humidity"" in some murder cases."

"If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve."