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Joke of the Day
"A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children."
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"Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like ""happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"""
"What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back? (_) ( _)>- (_) A Reptile Dysfunction."
"What's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds? There's twenty of them."
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.. Okay I'm done"
"I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man.. And he blew up in my face!"
"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over. BLANKET: You were cold?"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."
"A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship One pirate swabbie asks, ""This be the whaling ship driven by the wench with two vaginas?"" The pirate says, ""Aye, we best be wary of har poons."""
"Heads, you give me your phone number, tails you go on a date with me. *flips coin into ceiling fan, it's knocked out a window into the sea*"