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Joke of the Day

"I object to female genital mutilation. It is hard enough find a clitoris with having to scrabble through the skip bin behind a Somali mosque."

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"Cows How does a farmer count cows? On a cowculater :D:D (ya its crap)"
"Wondering why my jokes aren't being upvoted. All of my employees laugh at my jokes, so I'm obviously a funny guy."
"[1st date] ""My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?"" Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th"
"So, as I was bleeding internally... ...I was dying inside. (bad joke)"
"What do recent college graduates and felons have in common? It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them."
"Immigrants after Trump's election be like... [removed]"
"I ran three miles today! Finally I said, ""Lady, take your purse."""
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... ...and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here."""
"What do you call a woman with a very round head? Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken"