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Joke of the Day

"I object to female genital mutilation. It is hard enough find a clitoris with having to scrabble through the skip bin behind a Somali mosque."

"Q: Where do ghosts live? A: At the dead end."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says ""We don't sever your kind"". The mushroom says ""Why not, I'm a fun guy""."

"A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea."

"Shame about Amanda Todd, killed by dyslexia. The label on the bleach said ""seek attention if ingested"", not ""seek attention and ingest""."

"I used to work as a waiter... ...the hours were terrible, but hey, it put food on the table."

"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."

"The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper."

"Sometimes The Best Things In Life Are Worth Waiting For.. So Wait For Me I Will Be Right Back..."

"Stupid Joke I'd like to name my kid buoyancy, but whatever floats your boat."