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Joke of the Day
"Two Heads God gifted man with two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time."
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"New idea for Mythbusters: Find an honest politician."
"Why do men like to be on bottom during sex? Cause they only know how to fuck up."
"Did you hear about the comedian who gave an old lady a defective piece of cooking equipment? He's known for his deadpan delivery."
"The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others."
"I'm sure wherever my dad is he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
"You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself That's your parents job."
"Celebrity divorce statements remind us of the names they gave their kids. ""We want to focus on raising our children, Shoe and Turbo Pickle."""
"The necrophilia is strong with this one This is my best friend. She enjoys pina coladas, long walks on the beach, and the feeling of cold dead skin upon her body. http://imgur.com/Rie20hf"
"So a chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar... ...to help his friends change a lightbulb"