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Joke of the Day
"New idea for Mythbusters: Find an honest politician."
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"Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks."
"I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!"
"What do you call a stallion that's had its balls chopped off? A eunuch-orn"
"In a Mediterranean restaurant...(xpost /r/puns) What did the sick chef say to the bus boy? ""Oh man, I feelafal"""
"What do you call it when someone has sex with Dwayne Johnson? Rock Climbing. heh."
"This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, ""Would you please press one?"" I don't remember much after that."
"Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep? Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume ? Because they are ugly and they stink !"
"Being with a whore.... Is like sitting on a warm toilet seat. You didn't see the last guy leave, but you know someone was just there."