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Joke of the Day
"What's a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boookakke!"
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"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."
"How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"[on first date] Let me get that for you. *holds door open* ""May I help you, sir?"" Yes, my lady would like your finest soft taco supreme..."
"What's the difference between a Penis and a paycheck? Penis is the male reproductive organ. Paycheck is a check that used to pay an employee for his work."
"Donald Trump is elected president..."
"What does a doctor prescribe a hardcore porn actress, when her vagina is too swollen to work? Antifistamines."
"If the number 666 is considered evil ..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? Edit: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger."
"I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster"