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Joke of the Day

"After drinking that much, I just hope whatever I bring back home is some sort of human."

"I don't watch soccer... If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I would take my friends to the bar."

"<<BREAKING NEWS>> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod. Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name."

"What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo"

"In spanish... it only takes one to tengo."

"What do Mexicans say on their first day in America? Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."

"What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition? Jawea"

"A man starts a line of pickled venison ... ...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe."

"I tried to take a picture of some fog... I mist. ^I'll^see^myself^out^BYE!"

"Can I integrate myself with respect to you?"