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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? A: Oh-lay!"
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"So I looked this up on Yahoo... Just kidding, I used Google."
"Girls can be so ungrateful sometimes... I made breakfast in bed for her and instead of saying ""Thank you"", she was all shouty like ""How the hell did you get in my house...?"""
"What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt? Scott Ad**skirt**"
"What you don't want to hear when having great sex ""HONEY!! I'm home !!! """
"They say you can find out what kind of person someone is by the porn they watch... ...turns out I'm a lesbian."
"What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500."
"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."
"People are like snowflakes. When they pile up on my car windshield, it's difficult to drive."
"Music is best when it's louder than I can think."