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Joke of the Day

"What are Aladdin's least favourite biscuits Jaffar Cakes"

"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"

"A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public."

"What do you call a black person who smokes? An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this."

"Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't"

"On a poster in my math class ""4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"" The sad thing is my first thought was ""Oh good, I'm not alone!"""

"I struggle with an intense fear of becoming disabled It's crippling"

"A random Aussie called me a cunt. I guess we are like best friends now."

"During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded"

"What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called? The Piledriver: No Holes Barred"