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Joke of the Day

"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"

"Hey girl, are you a candy? Because i have a crush on you"

"How many ADHD sufferers does it take to... To get to the other si-- Knock knock."

"What's the difference between an old Greyhound station and a lobster with a double D bra size? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."

"It's all fun and games until someone cuts their eye Then it's humourous"

"Did you hear the one about the girl with a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh? If you put your ear up next to it, you can smell the ocean."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"

"So apparently the Phillies aren't serving beer this year... They lost the opener Stupid but its an Uncle joke so I had to"

"A man's wife died. friend asked what happend He said, she fell out from windows; as she was not drinking the poison."

"Did you know Auschwitz has the highest hotel rating? 1.1 million stars"