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Joke of the Day

"Scientists are now saying they may never discover what LinkedIn is for."

"I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today..... That bitch was seeing somebody else."

"What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel? One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different"

"There's a new channel called DOG TV that offers 24 hours of programming to entertain dogs while their owners are gone. My dog doesn't want to watch TV I just got him an iPad."

"""Y dnt u Muslims tell ISIS to stop"" Ok hold up *pulls out iphone* ""Yo ISIS habibi,its me plz stop"" ISIS:""ok habibi sorry,shisha tonight?"""

"What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !"

"Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back..."

"if you have 1 cricket ball in 1 hand and another cricket ball in the other, what do you have? 1 very large cricket"

"If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake."

"Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me of course!"