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Joke of the Day
"Scientists are now saying they may never discover what LinkedIn is for."
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"Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: It has great food, but no atmosphere."
"Im New Here"
"My life coach told me I was going to be traded at the end of the year."
"For those with kids who love Frozen..... Knock Knock. Whose there? You. You who? You Who, big summer blowout! (Norwegian accent)"
"If my wife were a car, she'd be a Ferrari. I paid through the nose for it but only take it out for a spin maybe once a month. ... Also, I wish I had a Ferrari."
"Why do white people have bigger dicks than asians? Because they're caucasian."
"Why do men stare at a woman's breasts? To prove they can focus on two things at once."
"In America child protection saves your kids from your beating In Soviet Russia child protection beats your kids"
"Coworker: you play any sports Me: yeah but I've had to take a break from it CW: oh..Injury? Me: *thinks about broken controller* yeah..kinda"