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Joke of the Day
"A random Aussie called me a cunt. I guess we are like best friends now."
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"How do you make a dead baby float? 1 cup of milk 2 scoops of dead baby."
"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? Short."
"My wife said that my pen!s closely resembles a Tic Tac. She was proud of her remark until I asked her why her sister still has bad breath then."
"How do you know if a chef is also a mathematician.. ...the proof is in the pudding..."
"Love songs are liars."
"Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock... ... to prevent against harmful rays."
"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"
"A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit and says ""look what I almost stepped in!"""
"What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe? I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank"