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Joke of the Day

"I hear there's a sex toy and lingerie shop for chavs. Nissan Summers."

"I'm so glad l had piles of paperwork on my desk to soak up the coffee I spilled."

"Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely."

"Try talking to a dog without asking it a question. Go ahead, I dare you"

"On this occasion of Chinese New Year I would like to ask all my Chinese friends. Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with... How the f**k did two sticks win?"

"The most stable relationship I've had is with a guy at the gym who has no idea we've been dating for the past year."

"We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough."

"What's it like to have sex with a retard? SLOW and SPECIAL"

"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."

"Giraffe: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! [5 min later] *vomits*"