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Joke of the Day
"The clock was still hungry... so it went back four seconds."
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"October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal. Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think R but it's the C he loves!"
"When my Great Grandmother was a kid she asked her dad for a ring with a cat on it. Her father replied with stick your finger up the cats ass."
"Times New Roman walks into a saloon. The bartender says to him, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here."" So he shot the serif."
"how many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."
"I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz that's the exact moment my life got fucked up!"
"After the American Revolution, Thomas Paine celebrates by purchasing a new pair of shoes. He declares that these are the times to try men's soles."
"When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be? Penny Bruce"