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Joke of the Day

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."

"It's incredible how many movies and tv-shows use Sandstorm by Darude in their soundtracks. YouTube commenters have been surprisingly helpful sourcing this information."

"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"

"What should we call it when a man is beautiful? ""Footseveral?"" No but I feel like you're on the right track"

"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."

"I'm not saying the Internet at this hotel is slow but if you're reading this tweet, it's likely 2016."

"Puns aren't funny. #They're punny."

"To me, girls are like porta-potties. The hotter they are, the less likely I am to get inside of them."

"TIL The U.S is #18 in Mathematics worldwide. At least we're in the top 10."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !"