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Joke of the Day

"Times New Roman walks into a saloon. The bartender says to him, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here."" So he shot the serif."

"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"

"ME: How much for this aggressive bottle of water? FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant"

"You drunkenly fall into one bathtub with your pants around your ankles, breaking the curtain rod and all of a sudden, everyone is a critic"

"There's no such thing as automatic doors... ... Only polite ninjas."

"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"

"""You should only have to tell them once"" - People with no children"

"Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he's his own worst enemy."

"Why is there no volume control on the microwave? Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza?"

"new hipster fad = being really into public domain music"