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Joke of the Day
"When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be? Penny Bruce"
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"I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today. I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something"
"What pdf reader do Jedis use? The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader"
"What do they call brassieres in Germany? Holdzemfromfloppen"
"How does Moses make tea? *Hebrews it*"
"""Kids, grandma just had hip surgery so I need to warn you, she's not herself."" *grandma struts in wearing skinny jeans and smoking an E-cig*"
"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."
"Today is a very special day. The one day a year I can say I have a girl."
"I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep."
"Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?"