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Joke of the Day
"When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be? Penny Bruce"
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"If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria 1. Hair 2. At least one eye 3. A pulse 4. Not that bothered about 1"
"Are you from Heaven? Because you look like you just died"
"Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!"
"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven years in a row now."
"What do they do for the 4th of July in England? Sulk."
"Haters gonna hate Alligators gonna alligate Waiters gonna wait Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams Potatoes gonna potate"
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Billy played in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is his neighbour."
"How to fall downstairs...... Step 1 Step 6 Step 9,10,11,12"