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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? I do!"

"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !"

"What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him."

"Islam is a religion of piece....There is a piece there, and another piece n the ground there Not an original joke just found it."

"What's the difference between a chair and an asshole? You are not a chair..."

"What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs? A pair of polegics!"

"[First Date] Me: so can I see you again? Her: I had a nice time but I don't think so Me: *stops holding in stomach*"

"We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there."

"If I could go back to my childhood with the knowledge I have today, I'd probably earn the nickname 'little pervert'."

"Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one? B: You can have both A: Three"