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Joke of the Day

"Islam is a religion of piece....There is a piece there, and another piece n the ground there Not an original joke just found it."

"I heard the Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... Yea he got charged with ""battery""."

"If you have trouble spelling... Go to the internet, there are always peeple who will corecct you"

"What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife? The cold shoulder."

"What does P.E.T.A. stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals !"

"Just realized that I'm technically a vegan for the hours between dinner & breakfast. No wonder I feel so fucking superior all the time"

"there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin"

"California is getting so much rain right now... ...that even Caitlyn Jenner is getting wet."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says give me a beer... ...and a mop"

"How does George W. Bush do well on his high school midterms? He uses study strategeries."