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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one? B: You can have both A: Three"

"What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization? A stakeholder."

"Success is like pregnancy... Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."

"You're like pizza at a Chinese buffet. I ain't feeling you but I see you over there, doing you, and I respect that."

"To catch a woman, one must think like a woman. *places glass of wine, and Channing Tatum dvd on mouse trap"

"A dashcam video of a cop lip-syncing and dancing to a Taylor Swift song went viral, which is just one more reason to hate the police."

"What do you call a Tolkien creature who studies insects? An *Ent*omologist"

"What's the difference between a cockerel and a prostitute? A cockerel says cock-a-doodle-do. Whereas a prostitute says any-cock-will-do."

"Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters."

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