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Joke of the Day

"So a guy walks into a bar where Eminem is the bartender Guy: Two shots please Eminem: You only get one shot"

"A group of deer... .. go to a party. The next day, one deer says to the other ""Wow, that was a pretty crazy party."" the other deer replies, ""You're telling me. I blew 50 bucks!"""

"""Damn girl, you look hot"" Really? ""Like a sexy little italian car"" DID YOU JUST CALL ME FIAT?!?"

"I just saw a pizza delivery guy get in a terrible accident. I feel so bad. Someone's just sitting around, wondering where their pizza is."

"What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks? Timbr"

"I like my coffee like I like my women ... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch."

"Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher."

"A gambling addict begins his 5th stretch of therapy... ""It failed 4 times in a row, so it's bound to work this time."""

"How did the hipster die? He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool."

"Why will people with MS never be great artists? They only have MS Paint"