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Joke of the Day

"So a guy walks into a bar where Eminem is the bartender Guy: Two shots please Eminem: You only get one shot"

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"

"""Marvel comics to introduce a female Muslim superhero"" Fans are looking forward to seeing Captain America, Iron Man and the Post Box in the next Avengers film."

"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""

"Rick Astley will give you any of his pixar movies except one... His SAG preview copy of Inside Out. It would be unethical for him to share that copy while it's still in theaters."

"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it."

"Poor tradesman... ...blame his fools. I mean tools. Fuckin keyboard"

"What's the worst thing about 90's kids? They fight back."

"What did Jesus say at the last supper? You guys wanna take a picture? Ok come over to this side of the table."

"When I date single moms, I tell the kids ""I'm just trying to fill the hole left by your father;"