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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about 90's kids? They fight back."

"What's the best thing about fucking twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them"

"So apparently ""You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!"" isn't of much use when dealing with armed cops."

"I went the school of hard knocks... My knuckles are still sore."

"What's the difference between a oral and rectal thermometer The taste."

"I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell."

"I couldn't figure out why someone was brushing their teeth out here at work, then it hit me... My wife always brushes after sucking cock too!"

"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""

"I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday It was a hare raising experience."

"Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election"