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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it."

"What do you call a sexually aroused caveman? Homo Erectus."

"What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef strokinoff"

"Best Joke EVER!!!! MUST READ!!!! Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh wait I forgot it... Shoot"

"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""

"What do Native Americans call vegetarians? Poor hunters"

"What's the first part of a stripper to blow? The knee. It's a load-bearing joint."

"Nostradamus comes home and starts beating his dog Why are you going to shit here in the next 5 minutes? Because of the beating, you dickwad!"

"How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!"

"ok ok so my last one wasn't very popular ,but i got another one !! here it goes ... ""i don't beeleeve you"" get it ? it's a joke about bees !!!!! XD upvote it it was funy and made u laugh .."