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Joke of the Day

"white girls be like i'll have one triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot raspberry white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign spice latte"

"[job interview] Boss: What qualifies you to be a ninja? Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*"

"I'm surprised more people didn't know about the NSA spying programs I mean most of our computers are labelled ""Intel"""

"What do I do after I die? Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)"

"I tweeted to Steve Harvey tonight that he was still my favorite all-time host of Family Feud; but two and a half minutes later I tweeted again to tell him it is actually Richard Dawson"

"What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover? I want hue."

"I had no internet or cable last night and I was left with my thoughts. I guess that's why the pioneers usually died so young."

"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."

"If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder"

"A trans-gender asked me how babies were made...so I made it apparent."