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Joke of the Day

"Where do rabbits learn to fly? The Hare Force"

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"

"Ancient astronomers were studying the movement of the moon around the Earth After doing it for 24 hours they got tired of it and decided to call it a day."

"*hears noise downstairs *wakes up husband so he can go get murdered first"

"Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair... Mayweather got to practice on his wife."

"Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair."

"Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou."

"What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism? I don't know, that's why I was asking you."

"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""

"A police officer confronts a man who he thinks is high on marijuana. ""How high are you?"" He asks. ""No,you said it wrong, it's 'Hi! How are you?'"""