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Joke of the Day

"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""

"What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car? Do you even Lyft?"

"Mike Tyson wanted me to add him online But I couldn't find him on faithbook.com"

"Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance"

"I used to brag that my dad worked in the food court. I thought he was a food lawyer. Shoulda wondered why a lawyer would wear a sbarro shirt"

"I won't forget what my Grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"

"I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen."

"Apple So Apple was making a new touchscreen for kids , it didn't go well because of the name , iTouch Kids"

"What is the Arabic word for Priest? Infidel."