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Joke of the Day

"What do a short sighted Gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.."

"Monday mornings are spent avoiding people who might ask about my weekend."

"I once dated a strict Catholic from the south of Ireland I'll tell you what, you can take the girl out of Cork...."

"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, as my basement is still dark"

"Free range chicken is better. The false illusion of freedom before slaughter makes them extra tender."

"I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative"

"What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help? Bro sure!"

"What's a cokeheads favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Anyway"

"I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I'd like to but..."

"[spoken while holding in a huge bong rip] i'll take a shower when the market demands it"