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Joke of the Day
"Not much of a ""First Aid"" kit if it doesn't have peanut butter in it."
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"I went to a show at the zoo, but the monkeys went wild and stated flinging poo at everybody... What a shit show"
"Whether Trump or Hillary becomes president, I won't be living in the USA afterwards From someone currently living in Europe with no plans of leaving because of being a student."
"I think my neighbor is stalking me through her computer, because I've seen her google my name. I'm certain I saw it on my telescope last night."
"My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either."
"How do you catch a wild bra? Set a booby trap."
"What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist."
"A pirate walls into a bar And he has a ships wheel attached to his belt buckle. The bartender says ""what's with the ships wheel on your belt buckle?"" The pirate responds ""Aaarr! It's drivin me nuts!"""
"What happened to the Italian chef when he died? He *pasta way*."
"In many ways Trump presidency is like one of your stupider Adam Sandler movies. Basically stupid, but sometimes funny. Ridiculous premise."