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Joke of the Day

"I opened a cheese shop in Israel today Called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth"""

"Still suddenly panicking that you haven't done your homework on Sunday evenings, despite being in your thirties"

"What do you call a really handsome potato? A spud."

"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"

"Knock, knock, it's the police open the door. -Can you wait, I'm taking a shit! -We know, the telephone booth is see through"

"Sometimes I wonder if I'm being selfish using my voice to just sing in the car instead of saving the music industry."

"Washington DC's IQ is the same as the Federal Reserves interest rate Theyre both negative."

"Terry Fox should have taken his leg off for his run across Canada in 1980 ... and made it the Marathon of Hop"

"My wife treats me like an idol she feeds me burnt offerings"

"What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con desending.."