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Joke of the Day
"I opened a cheese shop in Israel today Called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth"""
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"Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way? We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right?"
"A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot. It's so hard to find employees who you can count on."
"I had a huge erection. I started running and hit a wall. You know what broke? My nose."
"Why the Japanese kill fish? because Chinese eat fish and Koreans selfish"
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."
"What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice? Urine for a surprise. ^^^^^sorry"
"Meghan Trainor songs: -All About That Bass -Flounder's Good Too -Also I Like Shrimp -Wait, I'm a Vegan -All About That Kale"
"My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking. One cleaning."
"Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much? They're never short of Sichuan musicians."