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Joke of the Day

"Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way? We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right?"

"What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit? Mango!"

"I love how binge watching a tv show is now portrayed as a fun activity instead of an expression of deep emotional turmoil and depression"

"I prefer to do my stand up comedy in airports As long as TSA and Homeland Security do their job, there's no way I'd bomb"

"I cut my little finger today... ... because I didn't like the way it looked."

"TIFU by exclusively using Linkin Park lyrics as replies at work and end up getting a warning letter from HR... But in the end. It doesn't even matter."

"It's only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall."

"How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves? He fell off the palm tree"

"What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? ""Whib It"" by Devo."

"Why is Reddit such a great place for freedom of speech? [deleted]"