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Joke of the Day
"I had a huge erection. I started running and hit a wall. You know what broke? My nose."
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"I slept with 4 girls last night... And the floor of the hotel room killed my back."
"[two hours into describing a criminal to a police sketch artist] ...But when he took off the mask, he just looked like a normal guy"
"What kind of wine do bears drink? Maulbec"
"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - ""here"" HULK - ""here"" IRON MAN - ""here"" CAPT. AMERICA - ""here"" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU"
"What is worse than the earthquake in Italy? The Holocaust."
"An Elephant Never Forgets 9/11 An Elephant never forgets how to ride a bicycle"
"You call it premature ejaculation, I call it being 15 minutes early."
"Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance"
"if she doesn't reciprocate ur first ""i love u"", press ur finger to ur strategically placed bluetooth & say ""oh cool u love me too? nice"""