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Joke of the Day
"Why the Japanese kill fish? because Chinese eat fish and Koreans selfish"
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"My pot accidentally got mixed in with my pasta noodles. Ended up with baked ziti."
"Do you know that condoms have serial numbers on them? No? I guess you haven't rolled them down all the way."
"I just brought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."
"Give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can't."
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"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter."
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